slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything


chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

(Source: mattsgifs)


radiantc0mposition:

callherchelsey:

imsuchacrazybitch:

jafricanflow:

There’s more?!

this is perfect. Everything about this is perfect.

I WILL do this with someone one day

I wanna do this with my boo !

officialwhitegirls:

watching your bae talk to the another person 

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Convo I just had with my dad
  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD

follovved:

"thats a lot of cream cheese on your bagel" yea well thats a lot of asshole in your personality

(Source: straighthater)